Archive for March, 2012

Infertility + Friends = Beer

March 31, 2012
Infertility + Friends = Beer

The problem with my problem, is that people can find it hard it talk about it. I have male infertility. I have never, and will never be embarrassed, nor do I feel emasculated by what little sperm I have left, even if the few that don’t look like John Merrick and don’t drown, all but […]

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Male Infertility Results

March 28, 2012
Male Infertility Results

Ah I remember it well… I am in the doctor’s surgery, anxiety creeping up on me. My palms become tacky with sweat. This was to be the day I find out if my balls work. Waiting at any medical facility (even just for a check-up) is bad enough, but throw in the question of fertility, […]

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The Second Coming

March 25, 2012
The Second Coming

First let me apologise, but this headline wrote itself; I simply couldn’t resist. Indeed, this is my account of another sperm sample test that I had to produce, however, let me put things in perspective. The home test was to our fertility experience, what the Johnstone Paint Trophy is to football. This second test… this […]

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The Man Test

March 21, 2012
The Man Test

Denial is a luxury few people can afford, but, I was content; simply ignoring my misgivings seemed somewhat more palatable than facing the music, and by god, did I not like the tune. However, two years is long time to wait for nothing to happen, the boys downstairs had seemingly taken a leave of absence, […]

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